"Make Love" by Keri Hilson...this is my song! it's too amazing to list just a few lines...
I am going to Miami tomorrow. I am quite excited about it too. I'll be misbehaving as I turn 22 on Friday, although I am telling people that I am turning 21. I think this is an appropriate time to start lying about my age. I'll be turning 21 next year as well.
My brother picked me up from my apartment so that he can drop me off at the airport in the morning. He is quite swollen. He used to be such a scrawny boy. Now he is a man. He is not fat, just built and muscular. It's something about the food at Virginia Tech. Every person I have known who goes there comes back as swollen as men do when they return from jail.
Anyway, I want to discuss the cost of the flight. Fee and taxes are a scam, I believe. The ticket should have only been $144, but peep the fees son:
| Air Fare | 144.00 |
| Federal Segment Tax | 7.20 |
| Airport Passenger Facility Charge | 9.00 |
| September 11th Security Fee | 5.00 |
| Ticket Total | 165.20 |
And, I have to spend $15 to check my bag, which I might not do because I am only going for 5 days and all the little pieces of clothing I am bringing could fit into my one, large tote.
And what is a September 11th fee? I suppose that this money must go to some agency that investigates terrorist activity or develops new technology to screen for weaponry or something. It is just an annoying fee. I think that we are underestimating terrorists, hatred, and anti-American ideology. They are not going to attack the US via a plane, probably ever again. They, whoever they are, will do something far more atrocious and far more sinister and far more unpredictable.
Not to be morbid or anything.
But, forget all that. Pray that I have a really, really, really good time in Miami, wish me happy birthday, and look up "A Date with a Crackhead". Propecia is my best friend!!
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